Are you having trouble with your love life or your batting stance? Well ask the captain, he will tell you what he thinks, whether you like it or not. Ahab's opinions are just that and do not mirror the opinions of the Big Fish Gazette or the Moby Dick Whalers.

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Dear Cap
There is a guy on another softball team that I find cute. I am not presently pursuing the situation because we're in the same division and there our times when our teams will play each other. Is it just too close to home?

Shyboy/Solano

 

Horsehockey, you don't work with the guy. He's not in your morning carpool is he? A same team crush could be a concern but this guy is on another team, your teams can play each other and you guys can play each other.

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Hey

How can I tell if my coach is still alive? I mean he stands there and fills out a lineup card but I detect no signs of life in the guy. In the beginning of the season he had some life but somewhere along the way he lost it.

Curious/Castro Valley

 

 

 

If you prick him will he not bleed. Stick him with something sharp (see West Side Story) and when he comes to simply say, "Oh I thought you were somebody else."

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Cap

I'm concerned my team might be splitting up. I've heard rumors about guys going to other teams. We have had a so-so season but the nucleus of this team is great. We get along fantastic. The core group has been together since the team's birth and now I fear we might be changing.

Loyal/ Livermore

Do you watch Baseball? How many players stay loyal. It's nice having a group that feels as good as that broken in glove. Enjoy it now. Nothing lasts forever. If somebody has a issue with a coach or if someone gets an chance to play on a team they've wanted to, then what can you do. You can only hope that the changes don't weaken the team.

 

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